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The 12 [demented] days of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A Ginger Haired Sweetie.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love to me two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three blood-filled snow globes
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave me four headless turkeys
Three blood filled snow globes
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,  Five-- Angels Wings---
Four headless turkeys
Three blood-filled snow globes
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweeties

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six cups of acid
Five-- Angels Wings---
Four headless turkeys
Three blood filled snow globes
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven Faces A-palming
Six cups of acid
Five-- Angels Wings--
Four headless turkeys
Three blood filled snow globes
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love to me Eight demonic bunnies
Seven faces a-palming
Six cups of acid
Five-- Angels Wings--
Four headless turkeys
Three blood-filled snowglobes
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie

On the ninth of Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine rusty knives
Eight demonic bunnies
Seven faces a-palming
Six cups of acid
Five-- Angels Wings--
Four headless turkeys
Three blood-filled turkeys
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ten killer dragons
Nine rusty knives
Eight demonic bunnies
Seven faces a-palming
Six cups of acid
Five-- Angels Wings--
Four headless turkeys
Three blood filled snow-globe
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven rapist ducks--
Ten killer dragons
Nine rusty knives
Eight demonic bunnies
Seven faces a-palming
Six cups of acid
Five-- Angels Wings--
Four headless turkeys
Three blood-filled snow globes
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve falling moons----
Eleven rapists ducks
Ten killer dragons
Nine rusty knives
Eight demonic bunnies
Seven faces a-palming
Six cups of acid
Five-- Angels Wings---
Four headless turkeys
Three blood filled snow globes
Two obnoxious assholes
And a ginger haired sweetie
made with the help of :iconhalloweenorange: and :iconsupathereviewer: this was fun XD
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